Lights Out: Looking for a detailed tutorial on opening and closing doors? Man, have I got the Finnish instructional video for you.
[thanks boulevard!]
What the fuck, my native country, seriously?
Brought to you by the same people who created this classic:
Verbal suffixes are extremely diverse; several frequentatives and momentanes differentiating causative, volitional-unpredictable and anticausative are found, often combined with each other, often denoting indirection. For example, hypätä “to jump”, hyppiä “to be jumping”, hypeksiä “to be jumping wantonly”, hypäyttää “to make someone jump once”, hyppyyttää “to make someone jump repeatedly” (or “to boss someone around”), hyppyytyttää “to make someone to cause a third person to jump repeatedly”, hyppyytellä “to, without aim, make someone jump repeatedly”, hypähtää “to jump suddenly” (in anticausative meaning), hypellä “to jump around repeatedly”, hypiskellä “to be jumping repeatedly and wantonly”, hyppimättä “without jumping”, hyppelemättä “without jumping around”. Often the diversity and compactness of this agglutination is illustrated with istahtaisinkohan “I wonder if I should sit down for a while” (from istua, “to sit, to be seated”):
- istua “to sit down” (istun “I sit down”)
- istahtaa “to sit down for a while”
- istahdan “I’ll sit down for a while”
- istahtaisin “I would sit down for a while”
- istahtaisinko “should I sit down for a while?”
- istahtaisinkohan “I wonder if I should sit down for a while”
(Source: sunday)
Lights Out: Finland: Not even once.
[sayomg.]
That was the dumbest fucking joke I’ve ever heard. But I laughed. And the guy is a Finnish outsider artist Tykylevits who has over 1000 videos on youtube, most equally random.
Fucking Finland, amirite?
Reblogged for pikkutiikeri / yourfinnishgirlfriend
Submitted without comment (thanks fobay).
Ice hockey is a very popular sport in Finland. Finnish team is constantly good, for such a small country, and it constantly wins silver and bronze medals. And that is very frustrating for the Finnish people.
Well, tonight the people got what they’ve been dreaming of, for the second time ever, Finland is number one.
My congratulations to the team.
This is one of my new Finnish favourites, Kutsumattomat vieraat jääkää kotiin
Tästä ei ole paluuta
Toivon että et unohda
Miltä näytin kun rakastuin
Riisu kaikista aseista
Siinä pitää olla taitava
Paina mieleen
Miten itkin ja nauroin
Miten hiukset tarttuivat kiinni poskiin
Hei kutsumattomat vieraat nyt jääkää kotiin
Avataan paidannappeja
Kehu mut läpi huolella
Minkä keksit sen uskon
Ja mä tutkin sun ihoa
Niinkuin vieraita seutuja
Luomet, arvet
Haluun löytää ne kaikki
Ja kädet ihmeen viisaasti tuntee tän tien
Hei kutsumattomat vieraat nyt jääkää kotiin
Hei kutsumattomat vieraat nyt jääkää kotiin
Liiku taas vähän hitaammin
Älä kiirehdi, haluisin
Hetken olla rajalla
Tartu kiinni mun ranteista
Katso silmiin jos uskallat
Paina mieleen
Miten itkin ja nauroin
Miten hiukset tarttuivat kiinni poskiin
Miten itkin ja nauroin
Miten hiukset tarttuivat kiinni poskiin
Hei kutsumattomat vieraat nyt jääkää kotiin…
We can’t turn back
I hope you’ll never forget
How I looked when I fell in love
Disarm me
You have to do it well
Commit to memory
How I laughed and cried
How my hair stuck to my cheeks
Stay at home now, uninvited guests
We’re unbuttoning shirts
Compliment me thoroughly
What you think of I’ll believe
And I’ll explore your skin
Like foreign territories
Marks and scars
I want to find them all
My hands know this route so well
Stay at home now, uninvited guests
Stay at home now, uninvited guests
Move a little slower now
Don’t rush, I’d like to
Stay on the edge for a while
Grab my wrists
Look me in the eye if you dare
Commit to memory
How I laughed and cried
How my hair stuck to my cheeks
Stay at home now, uninvited guests…
The True Finns’ manifesto indicates they have much in common with right-wing populist parties elsewhere in Europe.
They believe that a low birth rate is not solved by immigration, as that results in problems and foreigners do not fit into Finnish culture. Instead, young women should study less and spend more time giving birth to pure Finnish children.Because that’s all women are good for, innit.
This is what’s happening in Finnish politics. My first thought Sunday night was that we’re all well and truly fucked. But then I thought about it again.
To some extent I must disagree with the BBC article. They write about the True Finns’ manifesto, which in reality is rather nonexistent. Sure, most of the party is against immigration, but their leader has on several occasions stated that he’s in favour of the current immigration policy and nothing needs to be changed in that area. There are also those who are against abortions and educated women, but really, the most striking thing about True Finns is their lack of consensus in anything.
They have no real political agenda. Why did so many people vote for them? As a protest. I can definitely relate to all the frustration regarding the current, obviously rotten, system and the crooked leaders this country has been following, just not sure if voting for the empty-worded and air-headed True Finns was the right answer.
I hope the next four years will prove their futility and Finnish people will start seeking answers elsewhere. If not, my country may just be well and truly fucked.
A summary of Finnish weather based on almost eight months of
traumaticfirst hand experience.
I’d say this is about right, based on 25 years of first hand experience.
(Source: exergasia)
We don’t really celebrate Valentine’s Day, as such. In Finland February 14th is called ystävänpäivä (= friendship day), and it is exactly what the name suggests. The day has been celebrated since the 80s and it was imported to support an ingenious ad campaign by some heart association or whatever. Since then it has become the second most popular day to send out cards (after Christmas, naturally).
So we do celebrate the day, just not as Valentine’s day. A good little Finn sends all their friends cutesy cards with fluffy animals or something and thus profits mostly the greeting card companies. The day is not usually considered to be special for lovers, though lately this American influenced trend has started to show too.
I recently tried to explain my American friends that in Finland nothing is ever shut down because of snow. This is how. (Also, fuck you, good people of Newark Liberty International Airport maintenance.)
Not From The Onion of the Day: According to a German newspaper article based on recently unearthed diplomatic cables, Nazi officials in Finland spent a significant amount of time getting riled up over a sunglass-wearing, Hitler-saluting dog named Jackie — going so far as to plan the financial ruin of its owner, Tor Borg.
From BBC News:
Mr Borg was called into the German embassy for questioning, where he admitted that his wife Josephine - a known anti-Nazi German - had called the dog Hitler, but denied being involved in anything “that could be seen as an insult against the German Reich”.
The embassy, however, thought otherwise, telling officials in Berlin: “Borg, even though he claims otherwise, is not telling the truth.”
The Foreign Office spent three months investigating ways of bringing Mr Borg to trial for insulting Hitler, but no witnesses would come forward, the newspaper reports.
“Just months before the Nazis launched their attack on the Soviet Union, they had nothing better to do than to obsess about this dog,” Nazi expert Klaus Hillenbrand told the AP.
This has been the top story in today’s Finnish papers, but TDW too? Oh boy.
(Source: thedailywhat)
It’s Christmas Eve. And I’m in Finland. For those of you who don’t know, Christmas Eve is the big day around here, today is when we open the presents and attack the food.
Today we also watch the animated short Snowman on TV and go light candles on the graves of the loved ones who are not celebrating Christmas with us.
Traditional Finnish Christmas foods include a big-ass ham (although some people favour the American-style turkey), casseroles made of carrot, potato and such, beet root salad, all kinds of fish (I’m so happy my family doesn’t do the classic lutefisk, some do) and for dessert spice cakes, mince pies and gingerbread men. Finnish Christmas delicacies may sound a bit exotic to foreigners (and they are a bit unusual for Finns as well) but we are a nation that likes traditions. The rest of the year we may chow down pizza and burgers just like the rest of you, but holidays are the time to take a trip to yesteryear. After a few years without a tree, my mom had her way and we again have a fir in the living room (Finns generally prefer a real tree to a plastic one). For some reason decorating it was my duty again, even though I didn’t even want the damn thing. We may even have Santa drop by, as a friend of my parents’ spends the day dressed as one, visiting houses, handing out gifts and scaring the children. Our Santa doesn’t come through the chimney at night, you see, he visits during Christmas eve with a sack of presents (usually an uncle, a grandpa or a neighbour in costume, sometimes a paid Santa) or then just leaves the sack somewhere where it can be conveniently “found” by the children.
The above picture is from where I spend most of my year in, Turku, where it is an annual tradition to bring the biggest motherfucking Christmas tree of the country in front of a medieval church and decorate it with hundreds of lights to bring us some serious holiday spirit.
So Merry Fucking Christmas, to those who celebrate, and to those who don’t… man, sometimes I wish I was one of you.
So this would be a Finnish version of mince pie then…?
It’s basically just puff pastry and plum jam, doesn’t taste terribly spectacular but very essential to my Christmas, at least. Probably for many other Finns as well. And yes, I like mine with plenty of jam.